[Italian music plays]
Episode begins in Aberdale Elementary's Gym.
Principal: This is been by far one of the best years for Aberdale Elementary. I'm so proud of you all. Now I know you're all excited for Papa Marianio's big pizza summer kickoff.
[Kids cheer]Principal: But first, the Spirit Awards from Mr. Reese.
Mr. Reese: Thank you. Thank you Mr. Principal.
Mr. Reese: Okay, Jeff cool it. Now get this thing over with. I got a list of awards, so I'm just gonna go through them.
Jeff: Sumo, shush!
Mr. Reese: The award for Most Punctual goes to... Darlie.
[Darlie takes her award]
Clarence: Hey, Sumo.
Clarence: Remember the last assembly, when it seemed like Papa Marianio wasn't gonna show up to give us pizza, like he always does?
Clarence: But then he parachuted down from the rafters dressed up like a pepperoni?
Clarence: But that wasn't even as cool as two years ago when he had a cannon that shot out cheesy sticks!
Sumo: [Laughing] Yeah!Clarence: Yep, he is pretty much a real-life superhero.
Belson: You guys talking about Papa Marianio?
Chelsea: I heard that for every pizza he sells, he gives one to charity.
Jeff: Guys, please. It's just pizza. You eat it, and it's gone. Awards are forever. They determine how we're remembered.
Sumo: Eh, everyone just remembers what they want to remember. I remember when Papa Marianio designed the original version of the Aberdale flag, and it was a pizza!
Jeff: It's just pizza! Come on, guys. I worked really hard to win these.
Mr. Reese: Okay, now for the award for Best Active Reading -- whatever that means, eh... Breehn.
Jeff: Who's casting these ballots?
Clarence: [Sighs] Papa Marianio. My hero. This one time, when I was just a wee boy...
A flashback is shown in where Clarence tries to take off the hat from Rough Rider's statue.
Clarence: I wanted to see if I took the hat off the Rough Rider's statue if it would turn from a metal man back into a regular meat man. But when I tried to pull it off...
[Clarence falls off the statue]
Clarence: Whoa! Ohh!
[Clarence falls on a pizza dough]
Clarence: ...Papa Marianio saved me with his pizza dough!
[Clarence is show with shiny eyes]
Clarence: He's my pizza hero.
Mr. Reese: Okay, now, uh, Best Teacher is... It's a tie! Uh, me and Ms. Baker! Hmm? Where are ya, Melanie? Come up here, so we can accept it together
Ms. Baker: Ugh! Yeesh!
[Ms. Baker hides behind Clarence, Jeff and Sumo]Ms. Baker: Hey guys! Can't wait till Papa Marianio gets here, huh?
Clarence: Yeah! He's my hero!
Sumo: Yeah! Pizza!
Jeff: Not you, too, Ms. Baker.
Ms. Baker: I know. He's amazing! This one time, I was so sad...
A flashback is shown in where Ms. Baker is sad because shw broke up with Demian.
Ms. Baker: [Crying, sniffling] [Grunts]
[Ms. Baker throws Demian photo]
[Ms. Baker's cellphone says "0 new texts"]
Flashback is paused.
Ms. Baker: ...uh, because... my cat died.
Flashback is show back again.
Ms. Baker: [Chuckles nervously] [Crying, sniffling continue]
[Knock on door]
Ms. Baker: Huh?
[Ms. Baker opens the door]
[Papa Marianio give a heart-shaped pizza to Ms. Baker]
Ms. Baker: And Papa Marianio brought me a pizza.
Ms. Baker. In shape of a --
Flashback is paused.
Ms. Baker: a -- a cat.
Flashback is shown back again.
Ms. Baker: [Laughs]
Ms. Baker: I-I said "cat," right?Jeff: You know guys his restaurant has a "C" rating, right?
Mr. Reese: Let's see... um, uh... Most Studious goes to...
Jeff: [Sits up] Oh, oh! Shhh! I-It's my moment.
Mr. Reese: Percy!
[Percy falls off the stairs]
Percy: [Grunting, groaning]
[Jeff sits down]
[Percy takes his award]
Percy: Ooh! Thank you, Abderdably Elementary. I will really, really like this award.
Mr. Reese: Percy, you don't -- you don't have to give a speech.
Percy: Quiet, you man!
Mr. Reese: Ehh...
Percy: Um, also, there's someone I want to thank. So, this one time, my bike broke, and he -- Papa Marianionio -- he -- he came up...
A flashback is shown in where Percy rides his bike until he hits a hole and his bike's fron tire breaks.
Percy: Oh. [Wails]
[Marianio arrives with his truck]
[Marianio gets off the truck and replaces the bike's broken tire with a pizza]
Percy: ...ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay --
Jeff: How was that helpful?!
Sumo: Hey! He saved my life!
A flashback is shown in where Sumo ties a watermelon.
Sumo: (narrating) It started like any other day.Sumo: 1,003...
[Sumo ties one more rubberband to the watermelon]
[Sumo ties one more rubberband to the watermelon]
[The watermelon starts moving]
Sumo: Huh? [Rumbling] Whoa! This thing's gonna blow!
[Marianio falls off the sky]
Sumo: (narrating) And out of nowhere...
[Marianio hits the watermelon, and it blows up]
Sumo: ...he took the hit that was meant for me.
Jeff: What was he even doing there?!
Ms. Shoop: One time, he ran out of those normal boxes,
A flashback is shown in where Marianio gives Ms. Shoop a lot of little pizza boxes.
Ms. Shoop: (narrating) so he gave me my pizza in a bunch of weird little boxes.
Marianio: Hey, I ran out of regular boxes, so I'm a-gonna give you the pizza in a bunch of little boxes.
[Marianio starts giving Ms. Shoop little boxes]
Marianio: Here you go! Oh! Here's some more! Hold on a-tight! I got some more for ya!
[Ms. Shoop make a dog house out of these pizza boxes]
Ms. Shoop: (narrating) Made a whole doggie house out of them.
Ms. Shoop: (narrating) Tiger loved it!
[Clarence hugs Ms. Shoop]
Ms. Shoop: Papa M -- great guy. Mm.
Chelsea: He taught me about pie charts!A flashback is shown in where Marianio teachs Chelsea about pie charts with a pizza.
Camden: Well, he made me a custom pizza with none of my allergens.
A flashback is shown in where Marianio shows Camden a pizza.
Mary: He taught Chad about pie charts, too!
A flashback is shown in where Marianio teachs Chad about pie charts with a pizza.
A flashback is shown in where four pizzas are fighting Gilben.
[Marianio kills each pizza with a spaghetti]
Chelsea: Stop! My sides hurt!
Mr. Reese: Oh, you're one of the good ones, Gilben. Okay. Best smile goes to... Jeff!
Jeff: [Gasps] It's happening!
[Jeff goes to take his award]
Jeff: Well, Aberdale, it is an honor to win this award! And I just want to say --
[Jeff looks in front of him and nobody on the gym is listening to him]
-Papa Marianio... -Papa Marianio... -Papa Marianio...
Sumo: One time, he delivered pizza to our house and he brought an extra kibble pizza for all our dogs.
Mary: Chad and me had our first date on Marianio's One.
[Indistinct conversations]Jeff: You people are deluded!
-Huh?! -Huh?! -Huh?! -Huh?!
Jeff: Clarence, he wasn't trying to break your fall that day.
Clarence's flashback continues, you see Marianio taking off the pizza.
Jeff: He was just stealing dirty rainwater for his pizza dough.
Jeff: Percy, replacing a bike wheel with a pizza pie i-i-i-is the logic of a maniac!
Percy's flashback continues, he tries to keep riding his bike, but it doesn't work due to the pizza.
Percy: [Squeaking] Oh, no!
Jeff: Chelsea, that was your dad who taught you about pie charts.
Chelsea's flashback is shown again, but this time, Marianio and his pizza are gone, Mr. Keezheekoni was there with a pie chart.
Jeff: Chad, that was also Chelsea's dad who taught you about pie charts.
Chad's flashback is shown again, but this time, Marianio and his pizza are gone, Mr. Keezheekoni was there with a pie chart.
Jeff: Ms. Baker, isn't it kind of unsettling that he know about your romantic troubles?
Ms. Baker flashback continues, Ms. Baker eats the pizza but keeps crying, Marianio watchs her.
Ms. Baker: What?! Romantic troubles?! No, it was my cat, remember?
Jeff: And Sumo!
Sumo's flashback continues.Ms. Baker: [Sobbing]
[Marianio falls off Ms. Baker home]
[Marianio hits the ground and the watermelon blows up]
Sumo: Oh, yeah, that was at Ms. Baker house.
Ms. Baker: What?! Why?!
Belson: Jeff, you don't even know what you're talking about. Papa Marianio saved my life.
Jeff: Oh, did he, Belson?
Jeff: Did he?
Belson: [Crying] Yes, he did!
Jeff: Did he?!
Belson: [Crying] Remember when I fell off the roof and broke all my bones?
A flashback is shown that seems to be from Bedside Manners.
[Some doctors take Belson to a hospital room]
Male Doctor: All right, he needs more fluids.
Male Doctor 2: If his O sats drop any farther, we're gonna have to intubate!
Female Doctor: How's his heart working?
[Papa Marianio comes]
Marianio: Mama mia! A-My boy-a!
[Papa Marianio gives Belson some sauce]
Marianio: Try some of-a Papa's sauce!
[Later, he accidentally hit a doctor and he leaves]
Marianio: Ehh! Gaah! Aa-- Aa-- Uhhh...
Belson: [Gulps] [Weakly] Thank you, Santa Claus.
Jeff: What good did that do?! Papa Marianio isn't a hero! He's a weirdo!
[Everybody look at Jeff]
Camden: Well, I-I guess he has a point there.Sumo: I feel like something inside of me just died.
Clarence: It can't be true. I-I won't believe it.
Chelsea: Man! I'm so bummed!
Percy: I don't want to go on living.
Jeff: That's better. Now, as I was saying, I may have won Best Smile, but it's only because you all give me so much to smile about. So go on and give yourselves a round of applause. [Chuckles] Huh?
[Jeff looks at the kids, everyone is sad]
Jeff: Come on. Are you guys still thinking about that Marianio?
Clarence: What'd Papa Marianio ever do to you? Huh?
Jeff: Nothing. Nothing at all. He's just weird.
Clarence: Come on! What did he do?!
Jeff: Fine! You want to know?! I'll tell you! I'll tell you all the grisly details!
A flashback is shown in Jeff's 7th birthday.
[Little Jeff is moving a knife]
Jeff: (narrating) It was my 7th birthday, and I had make sure that everything was perfect.
Little Jeff: Perfect!
Jeff: (narrating) Until it was pizza time.
[Little Jeff takes his pizza, and before eating it, the pizza's filling falls off on Jeff's clothes]
Little Jeff: [Whimpers]
Little Camden: Jeff, did you say something?
Little Jeff: [Screaming][Thunder crashes]
Camden: That doesn't sound like his fault at all.
Jeff: Well, everyone remembers what they want to remember.
Sumo: Why would you want to remember that?
Clarence: I want to remember that he gives out free cheesy sticks -- for free!
Chelsea: I want to remember that he saved my cat from a fire one time.
Mary: I want Chad to remember how to tie a tie without me.
[Chad breaks a video box called "How to Tie a Tie"]
Sumo: Let's face it -- For a creepy weirdo, he was a great guy.
[Percy looks at a window and Marianio's truck is there]
Percy: It's him!
[Kids leave the gym]
Mr. Reese: Pizza? Whoo!
[Mr. Reese leaves the gym]
Mr. Reese: [Laughs] Pizza, here I come!
Jeff: But... I won.
Marianio: Hooray, Jeff! A-Jeff is a winner!
Jeff: [Chuckles] Oh. Thank you, Papa Marianio. You really are the best of us.
[Kids stop walking]
Clarence: Look! He's over there!
[Kids go to where Marianio is]Jeff: All right, Aberdale, let's hear it for the Papa!
[Kids grab Marianio and throw him several times]
[Papa Marianio laughs]
[Papa Marianio takes off his Jeff head, revealing that Jeff was actually Marianio all the time]
[Jeff gets into the gym]
Jeff: Sorry I'm late! Did I win?
Percy: W-Why is he -- Wha-- What's happening?
Ms. Baker: Why did you tell us all that bad stuff about our memories?
Belson: Why'd you pour pizza sauce down my throat?
Clarence: And how come you knew about Jeff's 7th birthday party?
Marianio: Ah! Well-a... Well I guess-a I stubbed my toes recently. Uh, I missed a delivery to my house, and I had to go to the post office earlier this week. But... if you were to ask-a me... I guess-a the real answer is...
[Marianio opens a courtain in the roof and a lot of pizzas fall]
[Kids cheering][Sumo jumps and eats a pizza]
[Camden grabs a carrot pizza]
Camden: You guys! He remembered!
[Mary and Chad eat pizza]
[Marianio runs on the stage but he falls]
[Some pizza fall on Marianio's face]
[Mariano wakes up]