Malakevin has messy dark grey hair, wears blue overalls with a grey shirt as well as blue sneakers. He also has a pointy nose and usually-sinister eyes.
Malakevin has a dark and sinister personality and shouts out nonsense gibberish such as "Andrew Jackson was a cannibal, look it up" or "The drones are coming!" These phrases seem to be tied to various conspiracy beliefs or dystopian fiction references. He seems to be a bully as he destroyed a piece of the house, a glass frog Blaide liked, tried to steal Sumo's leaf-blower, and stole and ate the $20 dollar bill Clarence needed for his groceries. He also portrays himself to be rather psychotic as after he destroys the dollar, he rolls off the shed and causes some off-screen pandemonium.
- It is unknown if he goes to Aberdale Elementary.
- His name may be a reference to the Malkavian , a vampire clan from the White Wolf roleplaying series, who value their insanity as strength.
- It is unknown what happened to him afterwards.
- According to Mike Toole, who was friends with Skyler Page, Malakevin was inspired from a prank he did to Skyler back when they were in CalArts.