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Cool Guy Clarence is the 20th episode of Season 3, the 110th episode overall of Clarence.


Clarence finds a fast friend in JT, who shows him some cool new music, a new outlook on life, and a sweet rat-tail; Clarence leans into the rat rail lifestyle, discovering a whole new side of Aberdale he never knew existed.


Mary tries to put together a puzzle of a thousand pieces, being constantly distracted by Clarence. Clarence looks for a pair of scissors and goes to the kitchen to cut his hat, Mary arrives and takes a soda out of the refrigerator. Clarence finishes cutting his cap, but the cap goes out of his head and goes to the bathroom. The doorbell rings and Mary opens the door, turns out to be JT who called, both greet each other and JT begins to mow the lawn. Clarence goes out into the garden and stops JT to make him listen to his music. Then JT shows him his ponytail and Clarence decides he wants to have an equal. So JT makes him a ponytail and they both go for a walk to the city: Gonnar takes them to Night Snacks. There JT and Clarence enter the place with the condition of never having been in school, because there is a girl who hates the school at the entrance of the place. Once in the store, the two choose a chocolate and the employee gives them free to see his ponytail. Outside the store, JT explains to Clarence that he looks great and they agree to see each other the next day, so JT goes home. The next day Clarence arrives at the school with a totally unpleasant appearance, especially to Jeff, who looks very angry. Miss Baker arrives and gives an activity to lights out on insects, Clarence decides not to do it. When Clarence's ponytail rose the sheet of Jeff, he gets so angry that he decides to change the place to Crendle to be away from Clarence. At recess, Clarence is close to Kimby's group, the girls dislike seeing Clarence sucking his hair, so they walk away from him and Clarence is left alone. Then Jeff and Nathan are seen choosing players for their burned team, Clarence gets in front of them, hoping to be chosen, but Jeff rejects him for his appearance. They both sit behind a bench and cut their ponytails. Just a burned ball passes near Clarence and Jeff apologizes to him when he saw that he cut his ponytail. After playing, Clarence goes to see JT in a trailer area and cuts the ponytail, JT gets angry and threatens to hit him, but he repents and gives a talk to Clarence. Then Clarence goes to the Hip Clipz Salon to look for clients' hair to deliver to his classmates the next day at school. They both put on the "pony tails" that Clarence did with the hair of the salon's clients and some objects. Jeff admits that the ponytail does not look too bad and the episode ends.



  • It is unknown if its canon that Clarence's hair grew long as all other episodes usually has it short, until it is cut short on all sides, except for the back which
  • The Ending of this episode has a slight modification, and is that a red balloon appears flying through the screen.


  • Clarence is very different from how he usually is.
  • Sumo does not appear in this episode.

Character Connection



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— Cool Guy Clarence —
Season 0 Pilot
Season 1 Fun Dungeon Face OffA Pretty Great Day With a GirlMoney Broom WizardLost in the SupermarketClarence's MillionsClarence Gets a GirlfriendJeff's New ToyDinner PartyHonkDollar HuntZooRise and ShineMan of the HousePuddle EyesDream BoatSlumber PartyNature ClarenceAverage JeffLizard Day AfternoonThe ForgottenNeighborhood GrillBelson's SleepoverToo Gross For ComfortPilot ExpansionPatientsRough Riders ElementaryNothing VenturedBedside MannersJeff WinsSuspendedTurtle HatsGoose ChaseGoldfish FolliesChimneyStraight IllinDust BuddiesHurricane DillissHoofin' ItDetentionHairenceLil' BuddyChalmers SantiagoTuckered BoysWater ParkWhere The Wild Chads AreBreehn Ho!The Big Petey Pizza ProblemThe Break UpIn DreamsBalanceSpooky Boo
Season 2 The InterrogationLost PlaygroundBird Boy ManFreedom CactusPlane ExcitedEscape from Beyond the CosmicRen FaireTime CrimesSaturday SchoolAttack the Block PartyField Trippin'Ice Cream HuntCompany ManStump BrothersThe Tails of MardryniaClarence Wendle and The Eye of CooganSneaky PeekyGame ShowSkater SumoMystery GirlThe SubstituteClassroomDullanceJeff's SecretSpace RacePlant DaddiesBucky and the HowlWorm BinClarence and Sumo's Rexcellent AdventureBirthdayTree of LifeCapture The FlagClorisFishing TripBelson's BackpackMotelMerry MoochmasPizza Hero
Season 3 Sumo Goes WestValentimesClarence for PresidentRock ShowThe Phantom ClarenceJeffery WendleBadgers & BunkersDingus & McNobrainBye Bye BakerFlood BrothersPool's Out For SummerBig GameThe Boxcurse ChildrenKarate MomClarence Loves ShoopyPublic RadioChad and the MarathonOfficer MoodyGilben's DifferentCool Guy ClarenceJust Wait in the CarMissing CatBig Trouble in Little AberdaleDare DayThe TradeA Nightmare on Aberdale Street: Balance's RevengeChadsgivingDog King ClarenceTrampolineThe TunnelAnimal DayBelson Gets a GirlfriendA Sumoful MindTalent ShowBrain TVRC CarEtiquette ClarenceClarence The MovieVideo Store
Shorts Beauford T. PusserHave a BallBig BoyBeach BlastBelson TouchSeparation AnxietyBeansSticky ClarenceClaw MachineBirding With GuylerRainy DayClarencio MagnificoDoodle BattleLonely Lonnie