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[The episode opens to a montage of Jeff's routine while similar music from "American Psycho" plays in the background.]   

Jeff:  I live on Salem Lane in Aberdale, Arizona. My name is Jeff Randell. I'm in the 4th grade. I have my own set of tastes and I like my things a certain way. Shower for 8 minutes, brush teeth for 2 minutes. I stay on routine, on schedule. I'm not like anyone else. I'm particular. I'm special.  

Jeff:  Look, after today, things are gonna be different. We can still hang out; you just won't be able to understand everything I say now. Even though we won't be taking the same classes together, we're still in the same grade, and it doesn't mean we can't be friends. 

Clarence: Uh-huh.  

Jeff:  Nothing's gonna change between us, except my life will be better. Everyone has their own path. It's just, mine has a higher trajectory. 

Clarence: [eating peanut-butter ball]  Nuh-uh dude, Sumo has a high trajectory too.

Ms. Baker: Okay everyone let's quiet down okay? Quiet please.  [Jeff rushes to his seat]

Ms. Baker: Okay I'm sure your all waiting to see your placement test. Now, just remember it doesn't matter if you're in the advance gro-uh Quill! Group. Or the uh other group. Crayon. Everyone has their own path, their own uh learning style. [starts stammering] You know special world [exhales sharply]  Okay look if you have a crayon on your page you're with Ms. Shoop, and if you have a quill you're with me.

Jeff: Mm-hm. [Ms. Baker is shown handing the student's tests and each one has a different reaction to the card on their test.]

Jeff: [inhales.] [A crayon card is seen on his test.]     

Jeff: [exhales] Yep! still got it. [Looks closer]

Ms. Baker:  All right so were not starting 'til tomorrow so today-

Jeff:  Ms. Baker can a speak with you please?!

Ms. Baker: Uh, right now?

Jeff: Yes please! Right now! 

Jeff: I mean, it's funny, really and I didn't want to embarass you in front of everyone, but you seemed to put me in the wrong group. See this is a crayon card, not a quill card, It's okay Ms. Baker we all make mistakes sometimes. 

Ms. Baker: Uh, No Jeff  it's not a mistake, you tested into the crayon group.

Jeff: No, no, no, no, no. That can't be right. You probably got me test mixed up with someone else's. This is a mix-up right?

Ms. Baker: No Jeff this is your name. This is your test right here. 

Jeff: I-I don't understand!

Ms. Baker:  Oh. I'd thought you'd be happy. Don't you wanna be with your friends? Jeff: NO! I want my life to be better than their's!!

Ms. Baker:  Jeff, I want you to think what you just said. [glares it him] [slams door.]

[Bell rings]

Breehn: According to Aristottle, active intellect can take any information and turn it into knowlege, whereas passive intellect, takes it all for face value?

Ms. Baker: That's right Breehn. 

Chelsea: Not according to St. Thomas Aquianas!

[Everybody laughs]

Ms. Baker: Oh, Chelsea!

[Jeff stares longingly into the classroom]

[sighs]

Ms. Shoop: [blandly] "I can't believe I was lucky enough to find all these delicous trees!" exclaimed Tonya the Tapir. Then Tonya began to eat all the lleaves and berries and leaves she could "Yum, Yum, Yum, Tapirs love leaves" [sighs]