[The episode opens to a montage of Jeff's routine while similar music from "American Psycho" plays in the background.]
Jeff: I live on Salem Lane in Aberdale, Arizona. My name is Jeff Randell. I'm in the 4th grade. I have my own set of tastes and I like my things a certain way. Shower for 8 minutes, brush teeth for 2 minutes. I stay on routine, on schedule. I'm not like anyone else. I'm particular. I'm special.
Jeff: Look, after today, things are gonna be different. We can still hang out; you just won't be able to understand everything I say now. Even though we won't be taking the same classes together, we're still in the same grade, and it doesn't mean we can't be friends.
Jeff: Nothing's gonna change between us, except my life will be better. Everyone has their own path. It's just, mine has a higher trajectory.
Clarence: [eating peanut-butter ball] Nuh-uh dude, Sumo has a high trajectory too.
Ms. Baker: Okay everyone let's quiet down okay? Quiet please. [Jeff rushes to his seat]
Ms. Baker: Okay I'm sure your all waiting to see your placement test. Now, just remember it doesn't matter if you're in the advance gro-uh Quill! Group. Or the uh other group. Crayon. Everyone has their own path, their own uh learning style. [starts stammering] You know special world [exhales sharply] Okay look if you have a crayon on your page you're with Ms. Shoop, and if you have a quill you're with me.
Jeff: Mm-hm. [Ms. Baker is shown handing the student's tests and each one has a different reaction to the card on their test.]
Jeff: [inhales.] [A crayon card is seen on his test.]
Jeff: [exhales] Yep! still got it. [Looks closer]
Ms. Baker: All right so were not starting 'til tomorrow so today-
Jeff: Ms. Baker can a speak with you please?!
Ms. Baker: Uh, right now?
Jeff: Yes please! Right now!
Jeff: I mean, it's funny, really and I didn't want to embarass you in front of everyone, but you seemed to put me in the wrong group. See this is a crayon card, not a quill card, It's okay Ms. Baker we all make mistakes sometimes.
Ms. Baker: Uh, No Jeff it's not a mistake, you tested into the crayon group.
Jeff: No, no, no, no, no. That can't be right. You probably got me test mixed up with someone else's. This is a mix-up right?
Ms. Baker: No Jeff this is your name. This is your test right here.
Jeff: I-I don't understand!
Ms. Baker: Oh. I'd thought you'd be happy. Don't you wanna be with your friends? Jeff: NO! I want m'y life to be better than their's!!
Ms. Baker: Jeff, I want you to think what you just said. [glares it him] [slams door.]
Breehn: According to Aristottle, active intellect can take any information and turn it into knowlege, whereas passive intellect, takes it all for face value?
Ms. Baker: That's right Breehn.